Larry Hagman as JR Ewing

Linda Gray as Sue Ellen

George Kennedy as Carter McKay

Audrey Landers as Afton

Harve and Anita Smithfield

Hear what JR drinks...

Thanks for the Condoms Christopher!

See... Here's the Proof!

Patrick Duffy as Bobby Ewing

Ken Kercheval as Cliff Barnes

Omri Katz as John Ross Ewing

George O. Petrie as Harve Smithfield

Bobby saves the Day

KA-BOOOOOOOM!

I'll Be Back!